Nothing special planned for today, because of most people still digging themselves out from mounds of wrapping paper and hopefully enjoying huge amounts of cake or cake-adjacent goodies. Whether that's you or not, you can still drop by to get away from the hubbub and we'll welcome you with open mesh arms and explain what boxing day is.
If your only way of escape is to convince people around you that the boss has just called an all-hands Zoom meeting, we'll have emergency crinkly shirts and ties, piles of background laundry, and small wilted potted plants on the table next to us. All ready to go in an instant because we got you.
Music and microphones will be happening but we can't tell you to use either of them because we're not the boss of you or anything.
