Patisserie De Bauchery

- We Love Cake -
We don't sell it,
but you're more than welcome to take a look

Dulcis est vita vivet. Crustulam amor.

Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli
Jan
13
6:00 PM18:00

Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

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Chillin' with Holiday Cheer with DJ Calli
Dec
23
6:00 PM18:00

Chillin' with Holiday Cheer with DJ Calli

Calli provides a different mix of holiday cheer at Cafe Gateau. Dress is casual and music is seasonalish. Just a time to hang out with everyone, drink in the atmosphere, at a tiny oasis in the otherwise jingle bell infested, Mariah Carey high-note squeal, elf on a shelf, holly poked, tinsel topped madness that is the rest of our great virtual world at this time of year.

Did we mention the chocolate Yule log?

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Folk by the fire with DJ Calli
Dec
9
6:00 PM18:00

Folk by the fire with DJ Calli

Fancy an ultra low energy evening of relaxing sounds, round a crackling campfire? Does being under the stars sound like the perfect place to forget that Tuesday morning is just a few hours away? We’ve got you covered. DJ Calli playing folk and roots, while you don’t even have to go to the trouble of picking out a dance, or a cupcake. Just watch the stars go by, chatting (or not) with friendly people, in a warm circle of warmy-circularity. Did we mention the cakes?

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An Evening of Celebration & Appreciation with DJ Calli
Nov
25
6:00 PM18:00

An Evening of Celebration & Appreciation with DJ Calli

This week marks the birthdays of many music greats and DJ Calli will help us celebrate their music at the Granary. We'll hear Tina Turner, Jesse Cook, Stan Rogers & (perhaps even) Jimi Hendrix as only Calli can do. There is no particular dress code--just be dressed. Friendly people in a wonderful location for an evening of music from some of the greats. Did we mention the cakes?

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Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli
Nov
11
6:00 PM18:00

Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

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The Weenening 2024
Oct
28
6:00 PM18:00

The Weenening 2024

Celebrate the (Hallo)Weenening 2024 with DJ Calli and the tribe at the freshly renovated More Chewarie de Ween. Find out just how scary it can get among the cakes, candy (toffee) apples, and the just-this-very-second invented (and hopefully completely fictional) ancient Cake Gobbler. If you don’t think that a mysterious monster chowing down on your entire collection of calorific confectionables is scary, then you’re in for whatever constitutes the apparent opposite of a treat, which is traditional on Halloween. No need to wear a costume, but there’s probably going to be the occasional zombie or skeletal version of a something staggering around that you can maybe take a selfie with. Monsters will be mashed, thrills will be thrillered, and bats will be in good supply all evening long. Did we mention the cakes?

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Global Oneness Day Celebration
Oct
21
6:00 PM18:00

Global Oneness Day Celebration

Connecting people with an aim to plant seeds of empathy, [and] interconnectedness”, the Global Oneness Project tells stories, shares information from communities world wide, and tries to broaden perspectives, in a way that might just make the world a better place.

Join us for an upliftingly uplifting evening of great music from DJ Calli. We’ll be at the Cruiserie De Watery, with friendly people all having a great time, because we can, and so can you. Yes you. Did we mention the cakes?

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FolkToberfest by the fire with DJ Calli
Oct
14
6:00 PM18:00

FolkToberfest by the fire with DJ Calli

Is Folktoberfest a genre? It is now because we just said so. DJ Calli playing Oktoberfest stylings around the campfire on Left Hand Column. If you feel lederhosen or dirndl is the way to go*, you would be right because that’s just how things are rolling around the campfire this particular night. Get your ooms papa’d and your accordions accorded for a fun night of music that won’t just be the usual sounds that accompany large flocks of tubas, or people struggling to carry 15 large glasses of beverages to the 865th table near the back of the tent. Did we mention the cakes which are traditionally black forest cake at these events?

*you don’t have to dress the part, but just be dressed in something. Thanks.

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Jukebox Joy & Jammies with DJ Calli
Sep
16
6:00 PM18:00

Jukebox Joy & Jammies with DJ Calli

DJ Calli will be serving some nostalgic jukebox joy at The Five Layer & Dine. There will be something old, something new, something borrowed... you get the picture. Wear some summery jim-jams (pajamas/pyjamas) and bring a friend, and by friend we mean cake, and by cake we mean multiple cakes. Did we mention the cake?
Just to be clear, we mean actual cakes. The sugary kind that people eat slices of, sometimes at birthdays, sometimes just because it’s Monday.

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Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli
Sep
9
6:00 PM18:00

Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

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Cruiserie Summer Sounds with DJ Calli
Aug
19
6:00 PM18:00

Cruiserie Summer Sounds with DJ Calli

We're having a posh evening over the water, taking in the summer sounds from DJ Calli. This is all happening at the Cruiserie De Watery. A splash-tastic setting, of gently waving waves, and oddly squeaky floatation devices, under the boardwalk, under the stars, wrapped in summery sounds and faint cake appreciation. Be there, be dressed, and did we mention the cake?

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Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli
Aug
12
6:00 PM18:00

Folk and roots by the fire with DJ Calli

Some very laid back music from DJ Calli, around the campfire on Left Hand Column. A cracklingly-relaxing evening with friendly people, and you don’t even have to actually go outside or worry about just how do you exactly use that flashlight/water bottle/emergency radio/hand crank/solar power bank thing that you got in the Amazon Prime day sale because it looked cool but you knew (hoped) you were never really going to be in a position to actually use it. Just the stars, great music, and friendly people. Did we mention the cakes?

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Undercover with Special Agent DJ Calli
Jul
15
6:00 PM18:00

Undercover with Special Agent DJ Calli

The Undercoverie is hosting another set of cover tracks from DJ Calli. If you show up, you’ll see why it’s called the Undercoverie and be able to enjoy the sounds you might never have heard before, but still weirdly know all the words to. Come as you are (or aren't)! Dress code is just be dressed, but no pressure to wear anything fancy (unless you’re feeling fancy, then fancy it all the way up to your fanciest of pants and just accept all the compliments you’re going to get). Or come in disguise because it's just that sort of place! The password is totally NOT bellybutton, but did we mention the cakes?

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Folk & roots  by the fire with DJ Calli
Jun
10
6:00 PM18:00

Folk & roots by the fire with DJ Calli

Fancy an ultra low energy evening of relaxing sounds, round a crackling campfire? Does being under the stars sound like the perfect place to forget that Tuesday morning is just a few hours away? We’ve got you covered. DJ Calli playing folk and roots, while you don’t even have to go to the trouble of picking out a dance, or a cupcake. Just watch the stars go by, chatting (or not) with friendly people, in a warm circle of warmy-circularity. Did we mention the cakes?

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